FAQs





General FAQ

Hello! If you wish to register in a team event, please the following procedure for registration:

Only one person needs to register on our portal. This person will add each team member's details. Kindly read all the event rules carefully before applying, and feel free to reach out to us in case of any queries. Once you submit with details of everyone in your team, we will accept your registration, and you will then be required to pay the event fees.

Only college students who present their college IDs at the fest gates will be allowed entry. Do register in advance to ensure that you’ve saved a spot for sure!

Yes, feel free to come and explore. Register to tell us you’re coming!

On-spot registration will be open for visitors. If you are a participant and are planning to come for a formal event, we would highly recommend registering online.

When you register for a formal event, your submission (if any) will be scrutinised and you would receive an acceptance email if we can have your team on the days of the fest. You will then see a payment link generated on the portal. Click on Pay and you will be taken to the online payment gateway where you can pay using your domestic or international card/net banking/upi/digitalwallets.

Use the metro to get to Jahangirpuri, which is the last stop on the Yellow Line. The Ashoka Shuttle will then deliver you to campus to begin your adventure. Please find our Shuttle Schedule attached. It takes approximately 45 minutes from Jahangirpuri to Ashoka, so do plan your trip accordingly.

Transport from Jahangirpuri to college will be handled by Ashoka. However, in case you have specific queries, do get in touch with our hospitality team. Write to yasha.khuthia@ashoka.edu.in for more information!

There will be no parking within campus on the days of the fest. However, there will be limited parking outside campus, with adequate security.

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Example: I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Hello, little man. I will destroy you!

I meant 'physically'. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults.

Example: Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.

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Example: Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me.

PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.

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Example: A sexy mistake. And I'd do it again!

Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me.

Example: Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?

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Example: But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.

I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.

Example: Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?

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Example: So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?

Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. But existing is basically all I do! I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared. I just told you! You've killed me!

Example: What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food.

It has nothing to do with mating. Soon enough. There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Daylight and everything. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?

Example: Is that a cooking show? It doesn't look so shiny to me. And why did 'I' have to take a cab?

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Example: Guess again. Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. And when we woke up, we had these bodies.